Not only does Lollipops totally have a great gay porn name going for it, your protagonist also seems to have an identity issue. Imagine a lumberjack who shaves his face with a piece of a broken bottle, chops wood just for fun, and eats blackened hashbrowns for breakfast. He’s a man’s man, enjoying a manly morning in his manly cabin. But now duty calls. He gets up from his table, scratches his ass, puts on his lightest brown wife beater, and just before he walks out of the door, he grabs his weapon of choice – a giant green lollipop.
So why is some buff guy running around hitting things with his giant sucker? It seems some chocolate monsters have captured Princess Loli (no I am not making this up). Apparently, our hero has more interesting things to attend to, since the game is three levels long and there’s no princess to be found. Level 3 is especially bug-riddled. The screen will shake; the music is a bunch of shrieking blips, and all doors lead back to level one. There are some great glitches too. While falling off platforms will usually kill you, you can hit the attack button to attack in the air and gingerly glide down upon an invisible silk blanket…or something like that. You can also do the same trick if you fall into a pit, resulting in your character gliding down to safety from the top of the screen. So there you have it, the most questionable game sexually and playability-wise on the Action 52…so far.
Since 2007, Gamescrap has brought you the the worst video games, game commercials, game merchandise, and gaming moments ever to grace the industry. No matter if it's a beloved classic or the next hot thing, no bad game is safe from the horrors of the Gamescrap heap.
Since 2007, Gamescrap has brought you the the worst video games, game commercials, game merchandise, and gaming moments ever to grace the industry. No matter if it's a beloved classic or the next hot thing, no bad game is safe from the horrors of the Gamescrap heap.