Action 52 #11: Dam Busters

Winning the award for “Game most likely to make you vomit from cutesiness” is Dam Busters, a crippled kid’s game featuring a bunch of cutesy animals engaged in Crunch Berry warfare under the flag of the treacherous Cap’N crunch. Unless you want to fork out the cash to buy a used game manual, take my word for it.

In the fantasy world of Dam Busters, the environment beats out other typical threats as predators and the dreaded beaver diarrhea disease Giardiasis as your greatest enemy. Dam Busters’ hook is forcing you to guide your cutesy quasi-rodent through narrow walkways while other furry baddies randomly appear out of nowhere in hopes of a cheap yiff or two. The result is getting your ass kicked one turn, and then breezing through the level without even firing off a crunch berry the next, as if the game puts itself into some sort of idiot mode. After a few games, you’ll find that you’ll literally walk through the game’s three levels before the game resets to level one, thus officially knocking you down a peg or two in your overall social status…putting you somewhere around “mullet adorned Camaro man”.

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The Crunch Berry War in its entirety:
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