GOOD MOURNING, ghouls and boys! While hanging from bed at night, have you ever wondered what could be more spOoooOooOkier than quaffing absinthe while writing poetry in your rose garden on Halloween night? What else but Haunted Hills of corpse!
Or would it be Haunted Halls? Pardon my missed stake. Get it? Stake? Dracula? Oh Lament.
Eternal rest assured, you‘d be in for a SCREAM of a good time as you guide Frankenboobs through three levels of platforming hell…or I should say SPLATFORMING HALL! Battle for your eternal soul against ghosts of the damned, skulls of the martyrs, and fleshsack of the damned that will be sure to have you dying….your hair black.
Cringe as your buxom heroine loses all faith and life and jumps to her DEATH on a nearby platform! Not scared? Beg for mercy as tortured souls of the damned feast on your entrails after showing no quarter by attacking you from directions in which you were not meant to know! If you survive to the end, prepare to be greeted by the shriektacular spider boss Venom Larvasack. Finally, CHILL….with RIGAMORTIS as you are thrust into an oblivion of game crippling bugs of a different sort…I speak not of bugbears, but of randomly placed bloodfleshhellspiders that could spell either eternal damnation or a quick and painless DEATH!
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