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Welcome to the Gamescrap blog; a collection of random goings on, thoughts, some reviews, and small articles that just can't find a place in the Heap. It's like one big landfill for the soul...just like the rest of the internets.




Holy Crap! Is that my arm in Rock Band?! PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Dr. Swank   
Tuesday, 16 September 2008

maybemyarm.jpg So I've been sitting here on Xbox Live for about thirty minutes in some vain attempt to catch some yummy Peace Sells... DLC for Rock Band when I came across possibly the coolest thing I think I have ever maybe never seen. The PAX 2008 track pack features a pic of the swarms of DS's during the Freezepop show with one lone person holding a lighter old school style.

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The Wii just got sexxsay-er! PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Dr. Swank   
Monday, 05 May 2008

usb_pole_dancer.jpg So it seems that everyone is attempting to tap the abilities of the Wii these days. It's bad enough that we've got We Cheer on its way, but this next game totally came as a shock to me. It seems a company called Peekaboo is currently developing a Wii Pole Dancing game. You heard me right, a pole dancing game on the most family friendly console known to man.

Rather than play up to the fact that children will be brushing up on their all-too-promising stripping careers earlier, a spokesman for Peekaboo stated that "aerobic pole dancing" promotes "fitness and fun". I'm all about the fun part, but seeing a bunch of pre-teen chicks straddling some pole isn't my idea of fun. What's better is the game will come complete with a pole peripheral called "the Electra Pole" - though any cross-promo with Carmen Electra doesn't seem to be in the cards at this point.

The Spokesman for Peekaboo ended his statement with this memorable little gem: "[we want to] do for pole dancing what Guitar Hero did for rock n' roll!"

Genius.