Once in a blue moon, there comes an event that just can’t be ignored, skimmed, or overlooked. Pearl Harbor, September 11th (never forget!), the Alamo, or the day Lindsay Lohan finally calls her career quits and retires to soft-core lesbian porn. Okay, that last one may or may not happen, but some people c...

Join me, if you will, for a trip back to 1982. Disco was essentially dead, Pac Man was cutting edge, Kool and the Gang was actually considered to be cool, and ET was the all time highest grossing movie EVAR. Another sign of the times was that Atari had 80% of the market share, thus giving Atari free reign to do pretty much whatever they wanted, s...

The general consensus is that the holidays are a time of giving, where families reunite once a year for their obligation to tolerate each other and exchange gifts that they half-heartedly bought for one another while listening to the same Christmas carols from the 1940’s and every permutation thereafter. What you may not know, however, is tha...

As the old saying goes, you can’t polish a turd, but once in a while, someone makes a valiant attempt at it. While many a gamer may despise the underhanded tactics and franchise milking of EA, Sword of Sodan is proof that they’ve been churning out their fair share of garbage for years. Sword of Sodan proves that adding a smattering of b...

You’d have to live under a rock not to know that games based off of movies just plain suck, and if you doubt me one bit then you can look no further than Total Recall. Let's look at it in contrast; you're a movie producer with an R-rated Sci-Fi thriller about to hit theaters. You want to merchandise it, but you can't make toys and action figu...