From spray painting birds bright green to putting ads on tombstones to offering ten grand for parents to name babies Turok, Acclaim Entertainment would do anything to hype up their shitty games no matter how demeaning or shameless it may be. Come for the thrills, stay for the punch and horrible MS Paint illustrations, but most of all, take a...

Once in a blue moon, there comes an event that just can’t be ignored, skimmed, or overlooked. Pearl Harbor, September 11th (never forget!), the Alamo, or the day Lindsay Lohan finally calls her career quits and retires to soft-core lesbian porn. Okay, that last one may or may not happen, but some people c...

Horror movies are notorious for having idiotic, yet maniacal killers and even more idiotic protagonists for them to slash at. Of course, there always has to be one person who ends up being less of an idiot or can just run faster than the rest. The same can pretty much be said for the survival horror genre, and the clueless kids from Escape from B...

To say that Disney Studios has sunk to a new low would be giving the company entirely too much credit. With an understanding that the Disney Corporation is dedicated to educating and warping the minds of today's children, their newest game "High School Musical: Makin' the Cut" is the biggest piece of shit launched under the guise of a g...

The general consensus is that the holidays are a time of giving, where families reunite once a year for their obligation to tolerate each other and exchange gifts that they half-heartedly bought for one another while listening to the same Christmas carols from the 1940’s and every permutation thereafter. What you may not know, however, is tha...

You’d have to live under a rock not to know that games based off of movies just plain suck, and if you doubt me one bit then you can look no further than Total Recall. Let's look at it in contrast; you're a movie producer with an R-rated Sci-Fi thriller about to hit theaters. You want to merchandise it, but you can't make toys and action figu...