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While the adult movie industry is the most gosh darn money-makin-est industry out there, adult themes have had some rocky transitions to other mediums, namely video games. It seems that anytime an adult game is unleashed on the PC or a console, the experience is never, eeeeeeeever good. Things will either end up in one of two ways: the game is shallow as hell and gets boring within the first thirty minutes, or worse, you’re faced with digging through hours of juvenile humor just to catch a glimpse of some blurry 3D polygonal boob. In the end, it becomes pretty damn clear that while these games are rated “Adults Only”, it’s apparent that you’d have to be either twelve years old or some sort of virgin Renaissance Fair worker to get any kind of enjoyment out of them. This week’s game manages somehow to do both without the huge payoff in return. Allow me introduce you, fair reader, to “7 Sins”.

Let me set the record straight right now, I’ve never really “gotten” porn games. Seriously, why do you need to play, kill, and solve puzzles to earn your wank when you can just get on the internets and snap a few off and just bypass the hassle? It just doesn’t make any sense to me, especially considering that pretty much all “adults only” games are fucking garbage anyways.  Oh hey, speaking of garbage, here’s a game I dug up from the briny bottom of the porn game barrel called Immoral Cumbat. That’s what we call a “Segway” in the “biz”.